Snegglio Gregglio isn't what he claims to be

WE ALL KNOW Sneg Greg has an evil twin, Scario Terrio. But did you know that that's fuckin bullshit? Sneg Greg IS Scario! Here's why: Now I am in danger of losing my best friend Kjell because the sonofabitch Stockholm syndrome'd my boy! go to EXP OS E SNEGG LIO dot COM now to join the cause and get my pal back!
 * Snegglio is a fuckin bitch
 * Snegglio tried to move on my wife (in violation of a commandment)
 * What kind of name is Snegglio
 * Snakes r bad in the Bible (2 biblical strikes)
 * No one who is that nice isn't harboring a dark secret
 * I found skins all in his basement
 * Snegglio murders people and skins them
 * Snegglio was in Sodom and turned me into the pillar of salt I am today (strike 3 yer out)