Adan

Sleeps in weird places. Makes cool films.

Former President of Filmmakers Anonymous. (2015-2016)

The best and funniest dude all around. He is God to most people.

The story of Adan: When he was born, a genie came down from the sky to grant him three wishes. Being a baby, Adan didn't use any of his wishes until he was four years old with enough time to think over the three most important things to wish for. Although that genie stuck around for four years and formed a deep grudge against Adan, the little boy finally made his wishes: "I wish to be the coolest guy around, I wish to be the funniest guy around, and I wish for a different genie that can grant an infinite number of wishes." That dumb genie didn't realize Adan would trick him, but Adan do, and genie got mad. Now with an all powerful genie, Adan can make anything happen at his will. Everyone loves him and a cult has been made in his honor with his word as gospel. All his movies will come true eventually, as he can see the future and uses the medium to warn people of their fate. He will outlive everyone and has lived longer than any of you ever will. Yes, especially you. You thought you were safe but you are not. The world you once knew is gone and everyone you love will die. Nothing matters. Everything is a lie. You have stepped into....the twilight zone.